23 MPH In The Fast Lane

Anonymous asked:

hi! i liked advice you gave before and i need some now. i found out from one of his friends that everytime my bf cheats on me he buys me something expensive. i thought he was spoiling me but it's not that simple :( im so pissed. what would you do?

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Oh this is a good one.

How expensive? Kidding. (sort of) Ok look you have two options: Leave him and keep all his guilt gifts. OR go cheat on him and keep collecting all those pretty things when he’s not faithful to you. How often is this happening?!! The first is the “right” thing to do but the second one is full of sweet, sweet revenge, and hopefully shoes. I suggest the first.

Good luck.