23 MPH In The Fast Lane

I ordered a caesar salad just now and the guy taking my order asked “what kind of dressing?” I paused, contemplated my entire life, and then answered “caesar”.
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34. qoafosho said: They had buy one get one free Chicken Sandwiches at Burger King a few months ago. I pulled up and asked for 2 chicken sandwiches. The lady replied “Do you want the buy one get one free?” I just stared at the sign dumbfounded and decided to leave.
35. kickingupdaisies said: Brain fart. Probably happens to the best of them.
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39. ournekkedpics said: You are a beautiful woman and a man’s brain is designed to fail him at precisely these moments when he specifically does not want to look like an idiot.
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44. skankyourart said: I asked that when I was a waitress, just because when someone orders a salad its an automatic question you ask without thinking lol
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47. pothwspukepit said: this is a moment you will never forget.
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